Fallen victim to love vibrations on holiday? Failed to realize that your Taormina, Santorini or Ibiza lover came with a two-week expiration date? Alas, the links point to hotels in these places, not to pictures of said lovers. Here are some hands-on tips to avert the lost love crisis:
Indulge in self-pity
Listening to Enya’s Only Time should do the trick. Indulge in self-pity for a few days, locked in your bed room, curtains shut and listing to Enya in a loop. Ritually burn any pictures that remind you of the one that got away, block him on Facebook and messenger. Throw in a dvd of Love Story or Breaking the Waves for good measure. Hit rock-bottom. Then refind yourself to emerge from the experience ready to take on the next heartbreak.
Chocolate
Self-explanatory.
Immediate replacement
A classic. Hit the bars of your home town the minute your plane touches down and find the love of your life, go and reproduce. Send out an email to all your friends asking them to set up blind dates with their single friends and open an account on match.com. Get that long overdue bikini wax and set yourself up for romantic success.
Don’t get over your summer love!
Move to wherever he lives and marry him!
Become a rockstar / poet
Let your romantic misery unleash your inner poet. You could be the new Shakespeare or Mick Jagger! Even though Jagger denies it, we all know that one of the best rock love ballads of all time, Angie, was inspired by David Bowie’s wife Angela. Failing a career as a rockstar slash poet, you can always become a love blogger.
Broken heart picture posted by CarbonNYC
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