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Adult Hotels and Resorts for a (Naughty?) Holiday

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

Can you keep a secret? Well I can’t. I’ve been searching Google to find out just what is an adult hotel and would I ever want to visit one? After all – I am an adult. I like traveling. I like a little adventure. So is an adult hotel on my list of vacations to book this year and if so, how do I go about finding one? Well let’s see.

Adult Hotels ResortsPhoto by Alesa Dam

A Search By Any Other Name May Not Be As Discreet

Upon typing the oh-so-risqué words of adult hotel or under 18 not allowed, I blush and then teasingly peek through my hands covering my eyes. I’m not surprised to find my browser swimming in words like temptation, naughty, erotic, sensuous, naked, couples, swingers, desire – oh well you get the idea. I expected it. Adjectives are indeed exciting, but there’s more to adult only resort searches than a few fancy words. One thing I learn skimming through these sites is that some adult-only hotels have nothing at all to do with indulgence – just under-age liability. So I read the fine print! I don’t want to find myself walking in my birthday outfit through the corridors of my elegant 4 star vacation accommodation in Andalusia, simply to discover I’m the only eager (completely nude) guest who booked the right vacation at the wrong hotel! So now I know that “adult” can sometimes merely mean – over 18 years of age, not necessarily naughty. Nothing more. Nothing less. Especially my clothes.

A Few Tips When Looking For A Bit Of Mature Fun!

Search for relevant keywords. Terms like nudist resorts, clothing optional hotels, naturist resort, adult only hotel, naked sunbathing, swinger hotel are likely to get me the open-minded vacation I’m looking for! I steer clear from terms like “fun naked place to stay on vacation”, especially when I’m at work : ) Colleagues tend to read over my shoulders, you know.

To Free Or Not To Free, That Is My Question

I know I am an adult. I know I need a vacation. I know I want adventure. So now I need to decide if I’d like the thrill of history and culture for my next trip, where I can fill my suitcase with maps, guide books, comfortable walking shoes and a camera to capture my fun. Or… am I actually ready to embark on an uninhibited weekend stay where packing light is an understatement. Of course not all adult resorts and hotels require me to pack extra sunscreen and less clothes, but in the words of the great George Michael, “If I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna do it right”…

I’m not quite sure I’m ready, but in the meantime, I think I’ll keep searching for my semi-Hedonistic stay in Sweden, Mexico, Spain or the Caribbean and dream about all the clothes I don’t need to buy for vacation this year.

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Louise Vinciguerra is a fantastic joke teller, has a million and one hobbies and enjoys matching her fonts with her moods. This Brooklyn, NY native dirties her hands in content on weekdays and as devout nature lover, dirties them in soil on the weekends. When she’s not on Facebook, Wordpress or Twitter, she’s traveling in search of fun food, dabbling in urban farming or planning nature trips from her resident city of Rome. When she’s not doing any of the above, she sleeps. Google+

16 responses to “Adult Hotels and Resorts for a (Naughty?) Holiday”

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  1. Kate Sands says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 18:14

    I love them ~ but not because they’re “naughty” but simply because you’re not going to be bothered by other peoples children whilst you’re on holiday or away just for a relaxing weekend.

  2. Jp Wolfe says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 18:28

    What Kate said multiplied by 1000!!!!

  3. Claude M. Cauwe says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 18:35

    by 10,000 !

  4. Marta Angherà says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 18:36

    I agree with Kate

  5. Susan Valentine says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 19:04

    Also agree – its like choosing Restaurants that cater for Families and play areas – a time for everything. Thank heavens hotels cater for all!

  6. Pietro Sarcinelli says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 19:54

    Do I sense a lack of tolerance for children here?

  7. Tracy Kaplan Gross says via Facebook:
    May 8th, 2011 at 21:02

    ok- where is the list of places that dont have kids running through the lobby and splashing in the pool????

  8. Tracy Kaplan Gross says via Facebook:
    May 9th, 2011 at 06:20

    on the other hand- maybe a ban on partying/loud/drunk 20 somethings….

  9. Kate Sands says via Facebook:
    May 9th, 2011 at 08:44

    @ Pietro, no certainly not! I love kids and I work with them but sometimes just sometimes when you want to go away and just relax it’s so nice not to hear for the umpteetnth time ” Carly don’t do that! Carly come here! Carly did you hear what I said!” Apologies to all the Carly’s out there! A family holiday is a wonderful thing and if I’m in a family centred hotel it’s fine but if I just want quiet relaxation then an adult hotel is where I would stay!

  10. Kate Sands says via Facebook:
    May 9th, 2011 at 08:47

    @ Tracy, I tend to find that in adult only hotels you don’t get the loud partying 20 somethings as they’re a bit more money! I’m sure Venere have them but another company that does is Warner Hotels.

  11. Susan Valentine says via Facebook:
    May 9th, 2011 at 17:32

    to cater for children does not take much effort! In a hotel/guesthouse it provides much joy to me when the parents can rest after a long flight/journey, while the kids are full of energy.With the trampoline, huge lawn and country atmosphere we are situated in, we cater quietly for the kids, with a blanket on the lawn under the trees, picnic basket and South African Picnic meals. Then – I must say, with a few rooms only, like we have, it always reman quiet and peaceful anyway. The parents enjoy the rest as well as other guests, while the kids are taken care of.

  12. Susan Valentine says via Facebook:
    May 9th, 2011 at 17:35

    There is just something so special about the ‘midweek break away’ and to cater for ‘Honeymooners”….. That same ‘naughtiness we know that is needed to keep a relationship going – flows out in decorating there rooms and added special hampers! What does “naughty Hotels” offer ?? Would also like to know more on this and guests needs !!

  13. Lola Jane says:
    December 4th, 2012 at 05:31

    My personal favorite is Sea Mountain Inn & Spa. It’s a romantic, couples only getaway with mineral water pools and spas, saunas, a dance club with dj’s, and some of the best weather! We just visited last week and it was in the 80′s! It’s different from other nude couples lounges because it’s not just about being “naughty,” and they keep it very clean. We had lovely conversation with some of the most interesting and intelligent people I’ve ever met. And yes, we did get a little “naughty” a little later. Overall just a great experience.

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    June 27th, 2014 at 18:41

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